Wednesday, 15 September 2010

To Drummers walk into a bar......


Some Musician Jokes for You


A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."


Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to bass players?

A: It saves time in the long run.


Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.


Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?

A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer?

A: Place a sheet of music in front of him.


Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?

A: His amp.


Q: How many vocalists does it take to screw in a bulb?

A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them.


Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?

A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer’s mouth.


Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of a band?

A: "When do we get to play MY songs?"


Q: What do you call a musician with a college degree?

A: Night manager at McDonalds


Q: How do you know when a drummer is at your door ?

A: He speeds up when he’s knocking

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