So we are starting to review acts live at the moment and the hardest part is getting the song titles rights as it is hard to hear sometimes - this has led to some entertaining mistakes but when it comes to unbelievable song title one genre is head and shoulders above the rest - Country and Western.
Here is a list of real song titles we found!!
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of your Heart?
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Can you beat that little lot? comment away!!
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