Some Musician Jokes for You
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to bass players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer?
A: Place a sheet of music in front of him.
Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.
Q: How many vocalists does it take to screw in a bulb?
A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and the world revolves around them.
Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?
A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer’s mouth.
Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of a band?
A: "When do we get to play MY songs?"
Q: What do you call a musician with a college degree?
A: Night manager at McDonalds
Q: How do you know when a drummer is at your door ?
A: He speeds up when he’s knocking
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